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Life Is Short... Yet The Days Are So Long | Premium Graphic Apparel

SKU 364215376135191
Price

$47.00

  • Say It Without Saying It: The perfect mix of irony and existential truth for those who get it.
  • Premium Comfort, Zero Compromises: Crafted from an ultra-soft cotton blend that feels as good as your lack of effs to give.
  • A Print That Lasts: Our high-quality, vibrant print ensures your statement won’t fade, even if your patience does.
  • Your Style, Your Statement: Choose your perfect fit: classic T-Shirt, cozy Sweater, or go-to Hoodie. Available in long and short sleeves.

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Easy Returns & Refunds Policy

  • 30-Day Satisfaction Guarantee: You have a full 30 days from the date you receive your order to return it for any reason.
  • Completely Free Returns: If you're not 100% satisfied, we've got you covered. Return shipping from anywhere in the U.S. is absolutely free. We will provide you with a pre-paid shipping label.
  • Full Refund: We offer a full refund to your original method of payment upon receiving the returned item. There are no surprise restocking fees.
  • How to Start a Return: To initiate a return, simply visit our online Returns Portal or email our customer support team with your order number.

Shipping Information

  • Order Processing: All orders are processed and prepared for shipment from our U.S. facility within 1-3 business days.

  • Standard U.S. Shipping:

    • Orders $100 and over: FREE
    • Orders under $100: $6.99 Flat Rate
    • Estimated delivery is within 7 business days after shipment.

  • Express U.S. Shipping:

    • Cost: $24.00
    • Guaranteed delivery within 2 business days after shipment.
    • You can select the Express option during checkout.

Product Information

  • Fabric Composition:
    • T-Shirts: Crafted from 100% premium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for an exceptionally soft, breathable feel.
    • Hoodies & Sweaters: A cozy and durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend, engineered for warmth and comfort without excess weight.
  • Fit & Sizing: Features a modern, unisex retail fit that runs true to size and is designed to look great on all body types. For detailed measurements, please consult our Size Guide.
  • Print Quality: We utilize a state-of-the-art Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing process. This technique infuses the eco-friendly ink directly into the fabric, ensuring a vibrant, full-color design that is soft to the touch and will not crack or peel over time.
  • Care Instructions: To ensure the longevity of your garment, machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors. Tumble dry on low or hang-dry for best results. Do not iron directly over the printed area.
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